To Be Filed In The "WTF?!" Category

I was helping the IT Sasquatch with some furniture making duties this evening, so I didn't get a chance to doodle. However, I have some fodder from when I was supposed to be paying attention in a meeting.

Wouldn't Want To Be That Fly

I must have had Little Shop of Horrors on my mind or something. This reminds me, however, that I really want a venus flytrap.

I Want One!

If there was a two legged dog-faced creature like this in the world, I'd take it home. What the heck would you call it?