I Went To A Lovely Wedding, So I Drew Death Serving A Cheeseburger

Occasionally, my mind tells me to drive on the wrong side of the road. I believe that part of me, the part of my mind that possesses a dark, evil quagmire of calamities, that part is afraid of the part of me that came up with this:

Working Two Jobs Is Not Uncommon In Our Economy

Actually, this is the spawn of the collective minds of myself and my youngest. That part of my mind is afraid of her, too.